Frequently Asked Questions

Q: "WHERE DO YOU SHIP YOUR DELICIOUS COCK?"
A: We ship within the United States and Canada. So, whether you're sipping maple syrup in the Great White North or bald eagle watching in the land of the free, we've got you covered. Just don't ask us to parachute it into your backyard; our drones are still in training.

Q: "HOW DO I KEEP TABS ON MY PACKAGE'S EXOTIC VOYAGE?"
A: As soon as our trusty courier grabs your package (behave), we'll zip you over an email with tracking details. It's like live sports commentary, but for your coffee's globetrotting journey.

Q: "WILL YOU DELIVER TO MY SECRET LAIR, LOCATED SOMEWHERE IN THE U.S.?"
A: Sure thing, Dr. Evil. As long as you've got an address within the United States that isn't a volcano or underwater, we'll make sure your precious package arrives. Just make sure your henchman, or mailman, isn't too fond of coffee.

Q: "CAN I BUILD A TIME MACHINE TO CHANGE MY ORDER?"
A: As much as we appreciate a good Doc Brown reference, we're not equipped for time travel... yet. So please double-check your order before you hit the confirm button. We tend to ship faster than a DeLorean at 88mph.

Q: "WHERE SHOULD I STASH MY COFFEE?"
A: Keep your coffee in a cool, dry place, away from sunlight. It's not a vampire, but it sure likes to be treated like one. And for goodness sake, keep it out of the fridge unless you fancy a hint of leftover lasagna with your morning brew.

Q: "IS YOUR COFFEE INTO KINKY STUFF, LIKE WHOLE BEAN OR GROUND?"
A: Oh, our coffee likes it any way you want. Whether you're into the raw power of whole beans or the easy accessibility of pre-ground, we've got your needs covered.

Q: "WHAT'S YOUR COFFEE'S SAFE WORD, AKA BREWING METHOD?"
A: Our coffee's an adventurous sort, it's up for any brewing method you prefer. French press, pour over, drip, espresso machine, it's all good. You can even take it cowboy style over an open fire, but we suggest saving that for when you're really roughing it.

WAIT I STILL NEED HELP DON'T LEAVE ME!

Still have questions? Burning with the desire to dive deeper into the caffeinated rabbit hole? Or maybe you just enjoy asking questions for the fun of it? Either way, Greg's your man. He's our resident coffee Yoda, here to guide you on your journey from coffee padawan to Jedi master. You can reach him at hello@risingcockcoffeeco.com.

Now, while Greg’s resilience to caffeine is impressive, we ask that you respect the poor chap's downtime. We’d say limit your inquiries to sensible daylight hours, but we realize 'sensible' and 'daylight' can be subjective to the caffeine-inclined among us. Just remember, Greg’s espresso machine has an off switch, and occasionally, so does Greg.