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Peruse through our cleverly crafted answers to all those burning questions you didn't know you had about Rising Cock Coffee. The truths, the half-truths, and nothing but the... well, you'll see.
Does your coffee contain any allergens?
Our coffee is made from 100% pure coffee beans. It's gluten-free, dairy-free, nut-free, but unfortunately not free-free.
Does your coffee come pre-ground or as whole beans?
We offer both options because we believe in choices. That, and we didn't want to discriminate against folks who have an emotional attachment to their coffee grinders.
Can I drink your coffee if I’m pregnant?
You're probably better off asking a medical professional, unless you think we'd make good godparents.
What’s the shelf life of your coffee?
If our coffee is sitting on your shelf for longer than a month, you're not drinking enough coffee.