Caffeine Climax (Extra Caffeine)

Medium Roast | 12oz

383 Five-Star Reviews

Finally, a coffee blend that understands your needs. And while we know your love life might not always hit the mark, we're here to ensure your mornings do. With twice the caffeine content of your average joe, these beans were made for those who want to go all night—or at least until lunch. After all, when it comes to coffee, we believe in finishing strong. And trust us, Caffeine Climax always does.

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Bought this as a gag gift for my caffeine-addicted friend, and it backfired. She's obsessed, and now I am, too. Is this how cults start? Because I'm in.

- Sarah M.

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Was skeptical about the hype, but damn, they deliver. The coffee's as bold and cheeky as their marketing.

- Jake R.

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This coffee is the only reason I'm a morning person now. It's like the universe looked down on me and said, 'I got you.' Never going back to the grocery store brand.

- Cole T.

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Bought this on a whim because of the witty descriptions, but didn't expect to be blown away by the quality.

- Brett K.

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Their customer service is top-notch. Had a minor issue with my order, and it was resolved quicker than I've experienced anywhere else. Plus, the coffee tastes fantastic.

- Katie S.

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Their shipping speed is unreal. I'm not saying they're using time travel, but I'm not not saying it either.

- Dave P.