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Blue Balls (Blueberry Crumble)
Amber

Not bad for balls 😜

Blue Balls (Blueberry Crumble)
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Wrong Hole (Donut Shop)
Rock LeClair

Wrong Hole (Donut Shop)

Wrong Hole (Donut Shop)
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Naughty Noir (French Roast)
Joseph Little
French Roast, naughty noir. Very dark, mysterious and good!

I am old school, I like pour over coffee or French press, and I like it dark. This does not disappoint! Besides, who dosent like Rising Cock in the morning?

Naughty Noir (French Roast)
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Birthday Suit (Vanilla Cake)
mel merdan
Cocks up for pecan

Very good flavor after trying for the first time makes me want more

Birthday Suit (Vanilla Cake)
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Tartan Temptation (Highlander Grog)
george hackett
Solid coffee

First time trying Really like it Solid pot Will buy again

Tartan Temptation (Highlander Grog)
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Buckle Bunny (Southern Pecan)
DAVID R CONOVER
Bean There, Done it, Again and Again and Again…

This coffee is the smoothest I’ve ever had. It goes down easy, flavorful and knows what it’s doing without any help. People that don’t drink coffee will drink this coffee. This coffee is ready to be enjoyed in its raw, unaltered form. It’s got the juice!

Buckle Bunny (Southern Pecan)
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Wrong Hole (Donut Shop)
JAMI PORTER
Found his new love

Stumbled upon this for a gift and fell in love.

Wrong Hole (Donut Shop)
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Morning Quickie (Breakfast Blend)
Brian Snyder

Morning Quickie (Breakfast Blend)

Morning Quickie (Breakfast Blend)
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Happy Ending (Vanilla Caramel Crunch)
Justin Jones
Not Your Father's Morning Co....

Not the red or blue tub your dad always blasted through during the work week. Full of flavor and that little cockadoodle doo to get you through the day!

Happy Ending (Vanilla Caramel Crunch)
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Pitched Tent (S'mores)
Justin Jones
Gooooood morning!

I don't drink any other coffee now. Rising to the Cock like my name is Angela White!

Pitched Tent (S'mores)
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Vanilla Vixen (French Vanilla)
Brian Snyder

Vanilla Vixen (French Vanilla)

Vanilla Vixen (French Vanilla)
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Morning Quickie (Breakfast Blend)
mel merdan
Mouthwatering pecan

First timers with the pecan from the cock very good.thank you got more to try so flock off an enjoy

Morning Quickie (Breakfast Blend)
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Pump Chump (Hazelnut)
Dirk Andrews
Rising Cock is more than I could have asked for in the morning.

Rising Cock is more than I could have asked for in the morning. I got the hazelnut, red velvet, and salted caramel coffees. I love black coffee but like it to have some flavor. This coffee was perfect! I do plan to buy again!

Pump Chump (Hazelnut)
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Save A Horse (Cowboy Blend)
Dylan DeVille
Hard to turn down

Was originally caught off guard by their marketing and was interested simply for the humor factor, but then looked into the flavors and the types of coffee they had, along with the various positive reviews I had to give it a shot. I finally got them in, which shipping was quick, and I am in love with the coffee. Granted my wife may be getting sick of my jokes on the coffee, but I won't grow sick of the smooth taste and roast.

Save A Horse (Cowboy Blend)
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Pump Chump (Hazelnut)
Jaime Erickson
The best hazelnut coffee I’ve ever had

I’ve never really been a coffee snob, mainly a kcup or already ground coffee kind of girl, but I love me some hazelnut coffee. I recently got an espresso machine and tried several different roasters hazelnut and they were all just blah. This ad came across my fb feed and the names of the coffees obviously intrigued me. I think I bought 2 bags and it was the best flavor I’ve had. Only gripe,is it takes too long to get to me since I’m on the west coast. Lol

Pump Chump (Hazelnut)
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Bavarian Bareback (German Chocolate Cake)
Kimberly Grisewood
Cream Dream - Tiramisu is great

this coffee has great flavor- it was an immediate hit at our house.

Bavarian Bareback (German Chocolate Cake)
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Pump Chump (Hazelnut)
Victoria Titchenal
Delicious and Hilarious

Loving this coffee thus far. I came for the description and stayed for the flavor. I'll be coming and coming again and again!

Pump Chump (Hazelnut)
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Happy Ending (Vanilla Caramel Crunch)
Stephanie French
Hard to pick what rising cock to have for breakfast

Great coffee and flavor. Looking for a good cock for breakfast, hands down great choice and flavor- to have a happy ending in the morning with a side shot of vanilla vixen.

Happy Ending (Vanilla Caramel Crunch)
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Save A Horse (Cowboy Blend)
Shelanna Hawkins
Wake Up & Rise to the Occasion

I knew I was in trouble the second I opened the box… the smell alone was downright divine. ☕️🔥

Then I took my first sip and whew — that coffee touched my soul and brought me back to life faster than those early morning quickies. Smooth, bold, satisfying, and had me smiling before the caffeine even hit.

Rising Cock Coffee understood the assignment. 10/10 would gladly wake up for this again. 😂

Save A Horse (Cowboy Blend)
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Pump Chump (Hazelnut)
Connie Brown
Morning Quickie

The flavor of this coffee is amazing. It’s a bold flavor, but doesn’t leave an aftertaste and goes down very smoothly.

Pump Chump (Hazelnut)
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Italian Stallion (Cannoli)
Andrew Warren
Love it so far

Finished one bag so far!

Italian Stallion (Cannoli)
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Happy Ending (Vanilla Caramel Crunch)
Natalie Whorton
Bought for the Branding, Stayed for the Beans

We ordered a few bags from Rising Cock Coffee because their branding made us laugh, but now we’re emotionally attached to the beans.

The smell alone could revive a Victorian woman from fainting. The flavor actually tastes like the flavor notes listed on the bag instead of “generic brown hot.” Smooth, rich, zero bitterness, and somehow equally good black OR loaded up with cream, syrup, and questionable life choices.

My boyfriend drinks his coffee like a rugged Viking just returning from battle. I drink mine loaded up like a fall candle from Bath & Body Works. This coffee handles both with dignity.

10/10. Our kitchen now smells like a tiny bougie café run by Vikings with excellent marketing.

Happy Ending (Vanilla Caramel Crunch)
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Bahama Mama (Sunset Blend)
Dylan DeVille
The type of coffee to rise to the occasion.

I noticed Rising Cock Coffee on my Facebook feed and needless to say that my curiosity was high. To be fair, I honestly expected your usual gimmick coffee but I was pleasantly surprised. Not only did the coffee grinds smell so fragrant and alluring to the nose, the flavor was spot on and so smooth, even for a darker roast (Save a cowboy) I've had so many different kinds of coffees from different roasters, and by far I have to say Rising Cock Coffee is definitely the tip of the list. Whitty and humorous names and great coffee to match. I'd recommend it to anyone.

Bahama Mama (Sunset Blend)
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Morning Quickie (Breakfast Blend)
Shelanna Hawkins
Wake Up & Rise to the Occasion

I knew I was in trouble the second I opened the box… the smell alone was downright divine. ☕️🔥

Then I took my first sip and whew — that coffee touched my soul and brought me back to life faster than those early morning quickies. Smooth, bold, satisfying, and had me smiling before the caffeine even hit.

Rising Cock Coffee understood the assignment. 10/10 would gladly wake up for this again. 😂

Morning Quickie (Breakfast Blend)
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Just Got Leid (Hawaiian Coconut)
Brian Vermeulen
Super Great Coffee

Love this coffee dude!

Just Got Leid (Hawaiian Coconut)

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