Midnight Mocha (Dark Chocolate)

Medium Roast | 12oz

237 Five-Star Reviews

As bold as your midnight escapes, this one's for those who know the most fun happens after the sun goes down. Sure, this might be a little too much for the vanilla crowd. But then again, you’re not vanilla, are you?

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Bought this as a gag gift for my caffeine-addicted friend, and it backfired. She's obsessed, and now I am, too. Is this how cults start? Because I'm in.

- Sarah M.

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Was skeptical about the hype, but damn, they deliver. The coffee's as bold and cheeky as their marketing.

- Jake R.

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This coffee is the only reason I'm a morning person now. It's like the universe looked down on me and said, 'I got you.' Never going back to the grocery store brand.

- Cole T.

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Bought this on a whim because of the witty descriptions, but didn't expect to be blown away by the quality.

- Brett K.

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Their customer service is top-notch. Had a minor issue with my order, and it was resolved quicker than I've experienced anywhere else. Plus, the coffee tastes fantastic.

- Katie S.

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Their shipping speed is unreal. I'm not saying they're using time travel, but I'm not not saying it either.

- Dave P.