Morning Quickie (Breakfast Blend)
Hard getting up in the morning? We get it. Morning Quickie is your fast, flavorful fix that gets straight to the good part. No awkward small talk, no commitments, just a bold, smooth blend that knows exactly how to start your day right. Whether it’s your to-do list or the under-the-sheets Olympics, you’ll never go back to boring beans again.
10,000+ RAVING REVIEWS 🏆
People won’t shut up about it, and honestly, they shouldn’t. We’ve built a cult for people who know mornings shouldn’t suck. Join the flock, baby. It’s way more fun over here.
100% ROASTED TO ORDER 🔥
No warehouses. No cheap beans. No burnt bullshit. You click, we roast, and somewhere, a grocery-store bean cries itself to sleep. Go ahead and treat yourself, you deserve it.
LIGHTNING FAST SHIPPING ⚡
Faster than your ex’s rebound. Roasted, packed, and shipped by the next business day. Fresh as f*ck straight to your door. Stop settling and get something worth waking up for.
Our Flock Truly Says It Best
There's Nothing Wrong With Loving Your Cock
People can't stop talking about our cock and we're flattered. Don't take our word for it - see why there's a special magic that comes with fondling our beans.
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Bought this as a gag gift for my caffeine-addicted friend, and it backfired. She's obsessed, and now I am, too. Is this how cults start? Because I'm in.
- Sarah M.
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Was skeptical about the hype, but damn, they deliver. The coffee's as bold and cheeky as their marketing.
- Jake R.
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This coffee is the only reason I'm a morning person now. It's like the universe looked down on me and said, 'I got you.' Never going back to the grocery store brand.
- Cole T.
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Bought this on a whim because of the witty descriptions, but didn't expect to be blown away by the quality.
- Brett K.
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Their customer service is top-notch. Had a minor issue with my order, and it was resolved quicker than I've experienced anywhere else. Plus, the coffee tastes fantastic.
- Katie S.
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Their shipping speed is unreal. I'm not saying they're using time travel, but I'm not not saying it either.