Naughty Noir (French Roast)

Dark Roast | 12oz

211 Five-Star Reviews

Like that knockout black dress that never fails to impress, our Naughty Noir French Roast is sultry, bold, and utterly captivating. This isn’t just any dark roast; it’s our darkest, a blend that doesn’t flirt with the concept of French Roast—it takes it on a full-blown midnight adventure. Ready to experience the thrill? Go ahead, take a sip. But remember, we don’t kiss and tell.

Tastes Like:

  • 🍬 Caramelized Sugars
  • 🍫 Hint Of Chocolate
  • 🔥 Deep Smoky Flavor
Sale price$15.95

Whole Bean or Ground?

Size: Whole Bean

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Bought this as a gag gift for my caffeine-addicted friend, and it backfired. She's obsessed, and now I am, too. Is this how cults start? Because I'm in.

- Sarah M.


Was skeptical about the hype, but damn, they deliver. The coffee's as bold and cheeky as their marketing.

- Jake R.


This coffee is the only reason I'm a morning person now. It's like the universe looked down on me and said, 'I got you.' Never going back to the grocery store brand.

- Cole T.


Bought this on a whim because of the witty descriptions, but didn't expect to be blown away by the quality.

- Brett K.


Their customer service is top-notch. Had a minor issue with my order, and it was resolved quicker than I've experienced anywhere else. Plus, the coffee tastes fantastic.

- Katie S.


Their shipping speed is unreal. I'm not saying they're using time travel, but I'm not not saying it either.

- Dave P.