Salty Seduction (Salted Caramel)

Medium Roast | 12oz

297 Five-Star Reviews

Like that ex, you keep texting at 2 AM—this coffee is dangerously addictive. A perfect mix of sweet caramel and a naughty pinch of sea salt makes "just one last time" feel like a lie you're happy to live.

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    People can't stop talking about our cock and we're flattered. Don't take our word for it - see why there's a special magic that comes with fondling our beans.

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    Bought this as a gag gift for my caffeine-addicted friend, and it backfired. She's obsessed, and now I am, too. Is this how cults start? Because I'm in.

    - Sarah M.

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    Was skeptical about the hype, but damn, they deliver. The coffee's as bold and cheeky as their marketing.

    - Jake R.

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    This coffee is the only reason I'm a morning person now. It's like the universe looked down on me and said, 'I got you.' Never going back to the grocery store brand.

    - Cole T.

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    Bought this on a whim because of the witty descriptions, but didn't expect to be blown away by the quality.

    - Brett K.

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    Their customer service is top-notch. Had a minor issue with my order, and it was resolved quicker than I've experienced anywhere else. Plus, the coffee tastes fantastic.

    - Katie S.

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    Their shipping speed is unreal. I'm not saying they're using time travel, but I'm not not saying it either.

    - Dave P.