Salty Seduction (Salted Caramel)
297 Five-Star Reviews
Salty Seduction isn't your average salted caramel—it's a coffee that teases your taste buds with the perfect blend of sweet and salty. Just like that ex you swore you'd stop texting—this coffee's dangerously addictive. Go ahead, see for yourself.
Tastes Like:
- 🍯 Sweet Caramel
- 🧂 Pinch of Sea Salt
ROASTING SCHEDULE
100% roasted to order, non-stop, Monday through Friday. You click, we roast. No stale batches here—just fresh as f*ck coffee delivered straight to your door.
SHIPPING SCHEDULE
Our orders get out the door faster than your ex's rebound. But seriously, most of our coffees are roasted, packed, and shipped by the next business day.
Our Flock Truly Says It Best
There's Nothing Wrong With Loving Your Cock
People can't stop talking about our cock and we're flattered. Don't take our word for it - see why there's a special magic that comes with fondling our beans.
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Bought this as a gag gift for my caffeine-addicted friend, and it backfired. She's obsessed, and now I am, too. Is this how cults start? Because I'm in.
- Sarah M.
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Was skeptical about the hype, but damn, they deliver. The coffee's as bold and cheeky as their marketing.
- Jake R.
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This coffee is the only reason I'm a morning person now. It's like the universe looked down on me and said, 'I got you.' Never going back to the grocery store brand.
- Cole T.
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Bought this on a whim because of the witty descriptions, but didn't expect to be blown away by the quality.
- Brett K.
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Their customer service is top-notch. Had a minor issue with my order, and it was resolved quicker than I've experienced anywhere else. Plus, the coffee tastes fantastic.
- Katie S.
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Their shipping speed is unreal. I'm not saying they're using time travel, but I'm not not saying it either.