Fresh As F*ck

No stale shelf burnt sludge. No dusty grocery-store regret. No coffee that tastes like it’s been sitting in a warehouse for months. We roast it fresh, bag it hot, and ship it immediately so it shows up ready to do wildly inappropriate things to your mouth and permanently ruin whatever sad excuse for coffee you’ve been swallowing.

30 products

Italian Stallion (Cannoli) - Rising Cock Coffee
Santa's Sidepiece (Frosty's Favorite) - Rising Cock Coffee
Cream Dream (Tiramisu) - Rising Cock Coffee
Cream Dream (Tiramisu) Sale price$22.00
Buckle Bunny (Southern Pecan) - Rising Cock Coffee
Bavarian Bareback (German Chocolate Cake) - Rising Cock Coffee
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Midnight Mocha (Dark Chocolate) - Rising Cock Coffee