Fresh As F*ck

No stale shelf burnt sludge. No dusty grocery-store regret. No coffee that tastes like it’s been sitting in a warehouse for months. We roast it fresh, bag it hot, and ship it immediately so it shows up ready to do wildly inappropriate things to your mouth and permanently ruin whatever sad excuse for coffee you’ve been swallowing.

30 products

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Morning Quickie (Breakfast Blend) - Rising Cock Coffee
Morning Quickie (Breakfast Blend) Sale price$22.00
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Save A Horse (Cowboy Blend) - Rising Cock Coffee
Save A Horse (Cowboy Blend) Sale price$22.00
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Wrong Hole (Donut Shop) - Rising Cock Coffee
Wrong Hole (Donut Shop) Sale price$22.00
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Just Got Leid (Hawaiian Coconut) - Rising Cock Coffee
Just Got Leid (Hawaiian Coconut) Sale price$22.00
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Caffeine Climax (Extra Caffeine) - Rising Cock Coffee
Caffeine Climax (Extra Caffeine) Sale price$22.00
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Whiskey Business (Bourbon Blend) - Rising Cock Coffee
Whiskey Business (Bourbon Blend) Sale price$22.00
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Bahama Mama (Sunset Blend) - Rising Cock Coffee
Bahama Mama (Sunset Blend) Sale price$22.00
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Sin City Cinnamon (Cinnabun) - Rising Cock Coffee
Sin City Cinnamon (Cinnabun) Sale price$22.00
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Vanilla Vixen (French Vanilla) - Rising Cock Coffee
Vanilla Vixen (French Vanilla) Sale price$22.00
Dark Roast | 12oz
Naughty Noir (French Roast) - Rising Cock Coffee
Naughty Noir (French Roast) Sale price$22.00
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Pitched Tent (S'mores) - Rising Cock Coffee
Pitched Tent (S'mores) Sale price$22.00
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Tartan Temptation (Highland Grog) - Rising Cock Coffee
Tartan Temptation (Highland Grog) Sale price$22.00
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Salty Seduction (Salted Caramel) - Rising Cock Coffee
Salty Seduction (Salted Caramel) Sale price$22.00
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Strip Tease (Red Velvet) - Rising Cock Coffee
Strip Tease (Red Velvet) Sale price$22.00
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Booty Call (Chocolate Brownie) - Rising Cock Coffee
Booty Call (Chocolate Brownie) Sale price$22.00
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Sugar Daddy (Snickerdoodle) - Rising Cock Coffee
Sugar Daddy (Snickerdoodle) Sale price$22.00
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Half Cocked (Half-Caff Blend) - Rising Cock Coffee
Half Cocked (Half-Caff Blend) Sale price$22.00
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Not Tonight (Decaf Blend) - Rising Cock Coffee
Not Tonight (Decaf Blend) Sale price$22.00
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Blue Balls (Blueberry Crumble) - Rising Cock Coffee
Blue Balls (Blueberry Crumble) Sale price$22.00
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Birthday Suit (Vanilla Cake) - Rising Cock Coffee
Birthday Suit (Vanilla Cake) Sale price$22.00
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Happy Ending (Vanilla Caramel Crunch) - Rising Cock Coffee
Happy Ending (Vanilla Caramel Crunch) Sale price$22.00
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Walk Of Shame (French Toast) - Rising Cock Coffee
Walk Of Shame (French Toast) Sale price$22.00
Pump Chump (Hazelnut) - Rising Cock Coffee
Pump Chump (Hazelnut) Sale price$22.00
Double Stuffed (Cookies And Cream) - Rising Cock Coffee
Double Stuffed (Cookies And Cream) Sale price$22.00